Therapy tells you to talk. I tell you to shut the fuck up and listen—to yourself.

I didn’t start this to heal the world.
I started because I was the biggest bullshitter I knew.

I lied to myself constantly.
Not the love-and-light kind of delusion.
The insane kind.
Fourteen years of mental loops. Porn. People-pleasing. Fake connections. Emotional masturbation dressed up as growth.

I was hypnotizing other people—
until I realized I was the one under a spell.

So I did something about it.
I broke my own fucking loop.

I dropped the soft shit.
I stopped doing hypnosis like a lullaby.
And I created something new:

🔥 Brutal truth.
🧠 Ego exorcisms.
🗡️ Sarcasm sharp enough to make your excuses bleed.

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🍄 And yeah—I’ve taken the trip.

Three pieces of a shroom chocolate bar cracked me open.
But it wasn’t the drug that saved me.
It was the notebook I brought.
The one where I wrote the rules for my rebirth:

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A friend on that second trip reminded me:


That was the day I stopped blaming my past,
and started carving my future—with a scalpel.

Bring in your own income
Stop relying on handouts
Fix your fucking excuses
Move forward, or die standing still

“You can’t escape your pain. You have to go through it.”

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What I Do Now:

I don’t soothe you.
I slam you with the truth you’ve been dodging.

You come to me stuck.
Repeating the same toxic pattern for the hundredth time.

“Oh, my trauma… I can’t commit because my mom yelled.”
“I can’t do anything right.”
“I’m not special.”

I’ve heard it all.
And I decided: I’m the one who burns it down.

You want clarity?
You’re gonna cry for it.
But after that? You walk out clearer, cleaner, and actually capable.

🔥 Coming soon: A 60-second breakdown of exactly what I do—if you flinch, it’s for you.

Why I'm Here:

I’m not here to suffer through life.
I’m here to strut through the chaos with a grin on my face and a flame in my hand.

I’m the guy who hands you a torch and says,

“Here’s your loop.
Now burn that motherfucker down.”

If you want comfort, go to therapy.
If you want clarity?
You’ve found your Dealer.

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